chewbacca is honestly such a good audience proxy because i, too, love han solo a lot, worry about C-3PO’s safety, want to hug luke skywalker, and scream uncontrollably at every distressing event
hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
I don’t necessarily work ‘better under pressure’, I just literally will not work until I am under the extreme pressure of time constraints created by my own unnecessary procrastination
i long for the day when harry potter is classic literature, so my ridiculously extensive knowledge can be considered intellectual, like it would be if it were shakespeare or dickens, rather than just a little sad
How Come I’m Body Positive But Only When It Comes to Others? An Autobiography by Me, a Girl Who’s Internalized Western Beauty Standards and Misogyny So Much So That She’s Been Conditioned to Perpetually Hate Herself Even Though She Has Unlearned This Hatred In Terms of Other Women’s Bodies and Choices
i live for back to school sales like as much as i dislike school when i see packs of 20 different colored pens or sharpies and boxes of brand new mechanical pencils my heart feels this strange sense of happiness and i feel the urge to literally dump entire shelves of school supplies into my shopping cart
one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home
basics
what’s your name ➔ helen
do you have a nickname ➔ no
do you have a middle name ➔ no
do you like your name ➔ eh idc
do people often mispronounce your name ➔ no
do you like the meaning of your name ➔ eh it’s alright i guess
when is your birthday ➔ february 2
how old are you ➔ 15
do you like your age ➔ eh idc
what’s your zodiac sign ➔ aquariusappearance
what’s your hair colour ➔ black
is your current hair colour your natural hair colour ➔ yeah
do you dye your hair ➔ no
do you have natural highlights ➔ no
when was the last time you had a haircut ➔ almost a year ago i think
what length is your hair right now ➔ almost waist length
do you have straight, wavy or curly hair ➔ mostly straight
do you have frizzy hair ➔ no
do you use a curling iron ➔ no but i might use one occasionally
do you use a hair straightener ➔ only when i want to get rid of random bends
do you braid your hair ➔ no
what’s your eye colour ➔ brown
do your eyes change colour ➔ no
do you wear contacts ➔ no
if so, do you use colour contacts or regular contacts ➔
do you wear glasses ➔ no
do you have naturally long eyelashes ➔ nah
do you wear braces ➔ no
do you have dimples ➔ no
do you have moles ➔ yeah
do you have outstanding cheekbones ➔ no
do you have freckles ➔ no
do you have piercings ➔ no
do you have tattoos ➔ no
do you wear make up ➔ no unless if it’s for an event
do you paint your nails ➔ no
do you wear jewelry ➔ no
are you happy with your height ➔ not really
personality
would you consider yourself outgoing or shy ➔ shy if i don’t know you but outgoing once i get to know people
are you sarcastic ➔ lmao yes
what’s your biggest fear ➔ death, failure, spiders, wasps, cockroaches, bugs, a lot of things actually
what’s your guilty pleasure ➔ idk doing nothing?
are you religious ➔ no
do you get easily along with people ➔ yeah
do you cry easily ➔ sometimesschool
do you go to middle school ➔ no
do you go to high school ➔ yeah
do you go to a private school ➔ no
are you home schooled ➔ no
have you graduated from school ➔ no
what grade are you in ➔ going into 10th
have you skipped a grade ➔ no
have you been held back a grade ➔ no
have you ever failed a class ➔ no
have you been sent to the principals office ➔ once
have you skipped school ➔ i’ve skipped latin twice
have you cheated on a test ➔ …yeah
family
do you live with your biological parents ➔ one of them
do you get along with your parents ➔ eh depends
do you tell your parents everything ➔ lol nope
do you have strict parents ➔ yes
do you have siblings ➔ one younger brother (technically he’s my half-brother)
are you the oldest ➔ yeah
are you in the middle ➔ no
are you the youngest ➔ no
are all of your grandparents still alive ➔ i think
friendships
do you have a best friend ➔ i have multiple best friends
do you have more than 10 friends ➔ yeah
do you have at least 2 friends you can trust with your life ➔ yeah
do you have a lot of guy friends, a lot of girl friends or equal girl and guy friends ➔ mostly girls
do you text with your friends a lot ➔ i only text like one friend lol
relationships
what’s your relationship status ➔ single
have you ever been in love ➔ no
do you believe in love at first sight ➔ no
have you ever been in a relationship ➔ no
have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ doubt it
have you ever been asked out on a date ➔ no
have you ever been kissed ➔ no
have you ever made out with someone ➔ no
have you ever been cheated on ➔ no
have you ever been proposed to ➔ no
do you want to get married ➔ sure
do you want kids ➔ lol no
country
where were you born ➔ usa
where do you live right now ➔ usa
have you ever been out of the country ➔ yes
do you prefer country or city ➔ city
do you like sightseeing ➔ rarely
is one or more of your parents from another country ➔ yeah
what places would you like to visit ➔ everywhere
are you fluent in more than one language ➔ yeah
what languages can you speak ➔ english and chinesehealth
do you have any allergies ➔ pollen
are you lactose intolerant ➔ no
have you had surgery ➔ yeah
have you broken a bone ➔ no
has someone close to you died of a disease ➔ no
do you exercise a lot ➔ not reallyexperiences
have you ever had a near death experience ➔ no
have you ever been on a plane ➔ yeah
have you ever had an all nighter ➔ yeah
have you ever been to school/work after a sleepless night ➔ yeah
have you ever been in a physical fight ➔ no
have you ever been to a wedding ➔ yeah
have you ever been to a funeral ➔ yeah
have you ever lived in a different country ➔ yeah
have you ever been drunk ➔ no
have you ever been trick or treating ➔ yeah
have you ever been in a school play ➔ as part of the choir in elementary school
have you ever been to a camp ➔ yeah
have you ever driven a car ➔ yeah
skills
how many languages are you fluent in ➔ two
have you ever read a book in another language ➔ no
can you roll your tongue ➔ no
can you braid hair ➔ yes
can you do a handstand ➔ no
habits
do you crack your knuckles ➔ no
do you bite your nails ➔ no
do you bite your lips ➔ yes
favourites
what’s your favourite movie ➔ forrest gump
what’s your favourite tv show ➔ well i don’t really watch tv but i’d pick game of thrones or sherlock
what’s your favourite book ➔ les mis, to kill a mockingbird, a lot of others i can’t choose from
what’s your favourite song ➔ hotel california - the eagles
what’s your favourite colour ➔ tiffany blue
what’s your favourite animal ➔ cats and owls
what’s your favourite season ➔ winter is comingthis or that
summer or winter ➔ winter
day or night ➔ night
cats or dogs ➔ cats
rain or shine ➔ shine
coffee or tea ➔ coffee
reading or writing ➔ reading
humorous or serious ➔ humorous
brown or blue eyes ➔ blue but idc honestly
single or group dates ➔ never been on one but i feel like i’d be the one left out in a group date
texts or calls ➔ texting
driving or walking ➔ drivinglast
last phone call ➔ my stepdad
last text ➔ a friend
last song you listened to ➔ requiem k626 - mozart
last thing you ate ➔ peach
last thing you drank ➔ water
last purchase ➔ a movie ticket
last time you cleaned your room ➔ idk
last time you’ve been on a date ➔ never lol
me: finally realizes what that actor was also in
me: screams the role with no warning or explanation