Brienne: *trying to find Jaime in the middle of a crowd* For the gods I did not want to do this but-
Brienne: *uses hands as a megaphone* BRIENNE IS A FUCKING WENCH!
Jaime: *from 15 feet away* WHO THE FUCK JUST SAID THAT?
Brienne: There he is.
"Welcome to the Small Council! How would you like your customer service? If you pick “Soft,” Petyr will treat you with polite aloofness. Pick “Mild” and enjoy Varys’ idle dismissal. “Medium” is Pycelle acting contemptuously indifferent towards you. “Small burn” will get you no less than three snide remarks from Tyrion. “Large Burn” will involve Cersei and her crushing satire of your dreary, ordinary existence. But “Western Spicy Barbecue” gets you three full minutes of abuse from Tywin! Feel free to mix and match to suit your palate."